in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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