Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sorry about my life...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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