I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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