if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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