i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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