Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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