here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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