He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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