Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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