we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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