So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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