yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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