Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
ok first of all what the fuck
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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