What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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