id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.