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(646): View more from New York

Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?

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(646): Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton? http://tfl.nu/taql

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(301): View more from Maryland

Bea Arthur died yesterday

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You shut your stupid mouth

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Betty White is next, I just know it.

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Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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(301): Bea Arthur died yesterday (240): You shut your stupid mouth (301): Betty White is next, I just know it. (240): Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next. http://tfl.nu/xn02

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(714): View more from California

OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

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(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign http://tfl.nu/7urn

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(561): View more from Florida

So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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(561): So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon. http://tfl.nu/ni4o

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(214): View more from Texas

Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

(210): View more from Texas

Put my glitter back.

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(214): Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS (210): Put my glitter back. http://tfl.nu/4pgc

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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(780): i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself. http://tfl.nu/5eaf

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(914): View more from New York

Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong

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(914): Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong http://tfl.nu/jy3c

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(905): View more from Ontario

he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.

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(905): he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family. http://tfl.nu/wcpl

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(210): View more from Texas

Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.

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(210): Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened. http://tfl.nu/7jhi

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..

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(630): There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow.. http://tfl.nu/vffr

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

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She's got a legit dose of dude going on

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No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

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(240): Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden (202): She's got a legit dose of dude going on (240): No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne. http://tfl.nu/qro2

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(772): View more from Florida

how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?

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(772): how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground? http://tfl.nu/issb

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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am

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(204): I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am http://tfl.nu/cxx7

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(850): View more from Florida

You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home

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(850): You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home http://tfl.nu/tpyy

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