the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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