I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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