So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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