D3 body, D1 cock
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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