i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize