Apparently you make a good broom.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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