Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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