she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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