the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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