I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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