VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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