I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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