like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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