it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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