i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
