let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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