How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
a search helicopter?!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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