try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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