dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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