I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We're too hungover to prance.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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