So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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