Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
