I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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