Don't you send me to vm
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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