"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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