He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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