ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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