Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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