the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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