Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
