he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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