so explain again why im purple
no
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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