Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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