that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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