FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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