I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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