so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My butt remains clenched, sir.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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