using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
