you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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