I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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